Urban Dictionary: Jonks

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hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

by ditry ak November 02, 2006

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Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

by Anthony DeMatteo, Mike huynh March 14, 2007

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it is neha!!

your such a jonk neha

by d December 02, 2003

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To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 03, 2008

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People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked May 03, 2018

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‘Jonk’ is an abbreviation for ‘jonkleherm’ which is a dog which is extremely cute.

‘Aw look at Sally she’s a jonk’

by Mathz squ@d July 22, 2018

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A big Caterpillar that likes to crawl down your pants and eat your poo

"Son"
"YEAH MUM"
"You have a.... Jonk in your pants"
"NOOO #########"

by Shibe lover XDDDDDDDDD HAHAHA August 23, 2020

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