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Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama
by nSama March 28, 2010
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.
by zzabc February 05, 2010
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Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.
What's up mate can you not take a jonk?

Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.
by TopSpur April 19, 2020
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Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
by Insulin March 13, 2005
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