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Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama
by nSama March 28, 2010
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.
by zzabc February 05, 2010
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Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.
What's up mate can you not take a jonk?

Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.
by TopSpur April 19, 2020
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Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
by Insulin March 13, 2005
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