Urban Dictionary: Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man

"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"

by LS1B2K May 31, 2015

someone that is tow-up from the flo up

Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!

Liz has a sweaty Jonkey

by Jesuspoopoo September 01, 2010

1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.

1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.

by Kody October 26, 2004

by BASERsta November 06, 2008

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO