Verb

1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.

Noun

1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.
Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."

Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."
by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010
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Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....
Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like
OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk
by rosie/mica July 01, 2006
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The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.
Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs
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hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;
i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea
by ditry ak November 02, 2006
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Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"
by Gardineroso September 16, 2003
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