Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."
Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."
Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."
by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?
that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night
u fucking retard!u r such a jonk
that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night
u fucking retard!u r such a jonk
by rosie/mica July 01, 2006
by FsfdafgsIMGAY April 08, 2018
by ditry ak November 02, 2006
Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
by Gardineroso September 16, 2003