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A beverage that gets people drunk really quickly.
Logan Miller: fancy seeing you here

Bartender: what can I get you guys?

Clarissa: can I get a jonic and six cokes please
Logan Miller: I’ll have what she’s having and tea
by Sethrogenloveslogan February 06, 2019
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Fair and Genuine....

(Katherine Moran and Loren Welsh Found it in an Urban Dictionary in 2004, therefore, is still valid)
Jason: What is ur Jonic oppinion of me?

Loren: I think you are Jonic!

Jason: what's that?

Loren: You'll find out....
by Lovely Loren January 16, 2005
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Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate
Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
by Jason September 30, 2004
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