Joni Ernst does a better job castrating pigs than she does working in the senate
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Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.
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A girl who is mainly depressed from morning to sometime after lunch (because lunch cures he when she is hangry, which she constantly is). Then for a short 0.005 - 50 mins time period she isn’t depressed anymore but is mildly happy. Joni kate increases her happiness and hyper ness by chugging a full pack of nerds. But then times change. This is the dark zone. No one can tell if a Joni kate is happy or sad as this is the time where she more or likely is binging on marvel movies. There is a lot of laughing and crying involved so it’s quite hard to tell. Usually she is tired durning the day but an insomniac at night. Her regualar time for sleeping is 1am.

Her speciality’s are

-downing a whole bottle of whip creme faster that you can say “jk stop”
-is able to attract any boy at shinty in her range of view.
-goes beast mode (death mode) when food is not present in less than an hour period.
-was able to binge watch all marvel movies in the space of maybe less than a week
-pulling all nights every night

and many more things

Her friends are quite nice sometimes. Well one of them is nice and prett child back while the other is an absaloute mad lad who made this.

Favourite things

-marvel

-food
-music (specifically 2013)
-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-also did I mention Tom Holland

So yeh
Boys at shinty to her brothr - wow Joni kate is hot and has a nice ass

Friend 1 - so hows your day
Joni kate - really good actually
**1 minute later**
Friend 1 - so wanna hang out later

Joni kate - **hangirly** HANG OUT !! I need my priorities set straight you need to under stand that I have duties to do!!
Friend 1- like what

Joni kate - Stalk Tom Holland and well yeh
**one minute later**
Friend 1- **hands food**

Joni kate- you no what that sounds fun
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Elite defenseman who skates like the wind, makes passes like Hemsky, and plays rock-solid defense. Future Norris Trophy winner.
Wow, what a great pass by Joni Pitkanen

Look, he moves so fast hes like Joni Pitkanen

I wish i was elite as Joni
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A host to a nasty swarm of fuck-mites. Solely responsible for downfall of an iPhone by introducing colorful iOS 7.

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To fuck up something so badly it no longer attracts or inspires.
me: Look at this - my iPhone is now jony-ived and will no longer inspire me. I want to put it out of its misery.
Jony Ive's fan: you are a troll. Shame on you for dissing our precious.
me: Help me, Scott Forstall, come back and fight evil.
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