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A Joni usually has green or blue eyes and brown hair, with a killer smile. A Joni is known to be very down to earth and a good friend that you can trust any secret with. Though jonis don't like to admitt it, they are secretly very insecure. Jonis also tend to get any guys they want and don't let anyone get in their way. When she steps in the room all eyes go on her. Jonis are very artistic,smart and loving. Jonis make a great girlfriend and are very trustworthy. Jonis are a little shy at first but once you get to know her, shes loud and fun. Joni's are thick, curvy with a nice butt and boobs and may be the sexiest girl you will meet. Girls like joni are hard to find, once you get her you don't wanna let her go.
"Whose that😍!"
"That's joni"
"Should of known she's hot"
by Lovinglife228 June 21, 2015
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")
When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"
by wittier than you February 04, 2010
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A term used to describe or name an extremely attractive member of the famale sex.

Can be also pertained as an exotic beauty.

A Joni is usually great at everything, has great hair, and a perfect smile. She has classic taste and is known to have dark mesmerising eyes. A Joni is usually exremely simular looking to Vanessa Hudgens minus the nude photo scandals.
Man # 1 - Look at that!
Man # 2 - Where?
Man # 1 - Over there! She's such a Joni!
Man # 2 - Yeah, she's a real exotic glamour.
by rolands August 30, 2008
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Joni a term used for smart, inteligent, and very independent. She can help students out with there problems. She also has two kids and has a very lovely boyfriend. A Joni has been the most inspiration for people.
Mrs. Joni!!!!
What..
Hi!
HI?.
by HIi im Bob May 10, 2018
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Joni is a very intelligent man, one with a rather appealing personality. Joni's have a beautiful smile and soul they usually have a lot to say and many opinions, he could rant on for ages. Joni has beautiful eyes that you could just get lost in, He is quite good at musical things and has a lot of confidence. Joni is someone you'd want to keep in your life no matter what.
Joni can also get on your nerves very easily even if he doesn't mean it.
by 111 anonymous 111 November 29, 2019
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joni is hot and dangerous and likes to play lovegames
she is very flexible if you know what i mean
sexy girl she is
"i really want to see joni FLEX HER MUSCLES…….if you know what I'm sayin"
by dancer pants November 08, 2011
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