Bragging about something you don't actually have, or won't actually do.
He was bragging about his huge penis; turns out he was Jong-uning and it was tiny.
by zhangster69 May 07, 2013
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1. A celebrity among North Koreans for being the only fat man in the nation. Son of Kim Jong Il, grandson of North Korea's god Kim Il Sung.
2. Seth Rogan if he was asian.
Wow! Look over there! It's Kim Jong Un! I've never seen a man of his size before!
by McDaddy's Big Patties November 04, 2017
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Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)
Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch
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A nickname used around the world, coined in 2018, to describe the 45th President of the United States.
Like two peas in a pod, Kim Jong Un and Trump Jong Un smiled and pressed flesh like long lost brothers for the photo ops.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2018
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The North Korean leader that's gonna nuke you at any moment.
Perry: Yo did you hear of that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un

Jared: Yeah he's about to nuke the U.S.
by BlackNipper April 23, 2020
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