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An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.
by Lorex34 July 16, 2017
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.

2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.

2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006
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What you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.
Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)

I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.
by f1freak2727 December 08, 2012
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a hat for your penis used mainly on one night stands so that you can shag the fuck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.
hey ive got a "j card" , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty fuckguff.
by kieren dunn July 13, 2005
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An already used or jizzed on condom!
I was at my friend carlos's house when i asked him for a condom because i was going to fuck my girlfriend but carlos said he doent have a condom he only had a jondom and i was like, "ahhhhh fine that will have to do."
by aojnsvkadifsivqahbv May 14, 2010
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