A kid with a large, skinny stick up his ass and has a god complex. But somehow, hes also a simp, thats craaazyy
Weeb Trash: Bro you simpin right now?
Jonathan Vincent: use proper grammar
Weeb Trash: Get that stick out of your ass bruh
Jonathan Vincent: Im reporting you!
Weeb Trash: *Breaks Jons legs* Try it now bitch
Jonathan Vincent: use proper grammar
Weeb Trash: Get that stick out of your ass bruh
Jonathan Vincent: Im reporting you!
Weeb Trash: *Breaks Jons legs* Try it now bitch
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by ur mum bigger than a house September 10, 2020
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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