A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.
Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
by UrDadsDad December 13, 2008
When used in singular, a term used to describe a male prostitute, deriving from the trio of the same name, who became famous basically by hooking up with anything that moves - whether it be male, female or animal.
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Person 1:'My those Jonas Brothers are attractive..oh dayum look at those purity rings'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
by Ihatehsm January 8, 2009
Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)
Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
by dj mbm August 3, 2008
A band that consists of Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas loved by teenage girls and sexually confused boys. Often, they would lie on stage and on national television to obtain fan appreciation when really they themselves are sexually confused males who have yet to develop a sense of good music taste. Their hit song "Year 3000" proves that they are the pinnacle of what is wrong in today's growing society.
by SecretAZN April 9, 2009
The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*
Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
by MrsRachelCobain July 11, 2008
by Aron Lauenstein February 11, 2009
An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'
Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009