A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest or whatever his name is.
The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU JONAS BITCHES.
by Peoples Voice amirite. March 31, 2010
by this one's for you, zoe January 07, 2010
The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.
Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.
by Chancellor of the Universe January 07, 2009
a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.
b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.
c. Tween music
D. Need I say more?
b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.
c. Tween music
D. Need I say more?
A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?
Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.
B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?
Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.
C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*
D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.
Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.
B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?
Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.
C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*
D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.
by vysethethird April 17, 2010
Really horrible band that could learn a thing or two from REAL bands like nirvana, three days grace, and so on.
1.Real music fan: whats this shit playing on the radio?? jonas brothers?? SOMEBODY GIVE ME MY ONE-X 3 DAYS GRACE ALBUM!!
by stupidmonkey46 July 02, 2009
A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.
jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!
non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.
non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.
by sayshwat? June 23, 2009
Apr 23 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

