Urban Dictionary: Jonas Brothers

Jonas Brother

One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.

12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!

Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???

2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.

by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009

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Another sad band from Disney Channel. Many pre-teens are in love with them, because they for some awful reason think they're "hot". Many teens as well, but mostly just the girls who are lonely and desperate.. And kinda fat.

Random pre-teen: *Squeak!* "JB! Jonas Brothers! Ohmagawd, their coming to Flori-duh!"

by French Fried Potato August 07, 2010

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The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.

Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.

by kaybuttttttt September 02, 2008

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A group of "guys" who "play" "rock" "music" for some high pitched pedo-phyle mouse and need permission to play "songs" from disney channel, and fans (mainly kids) compare them to grreat bands like AC/DC and Metallica , saying that they have a good reception at concerts, etc...

Jonas fags, Jonas Sisters, JonASS brothers, etc...

Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on

by TehDanny385 May 04, 2010

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a fuck-tarded pop band that think their so cool and awwwwsome and claims "their" "music" is "rock" and dont forget they share their fans with justin beiber ! the "band" and and their fans (10-year-old whores) cant even imagine a time where you actually had to sing GOOD to be a singer . dont be fooled by the "purity rings " kids they gang bang eachother when there not on set because they love being incest !

1. jonas brothers: "awww yeah we are so cool with our afro haircuts and our rock music !!!!!!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!1"

2.jonas brothers : "hey justin bebier your so cool and gangsta just like us so we will give you some of our 10-year-old whor....uh i mean fans

3. jonas brothers fan: "whuuuuut that cant be there wasn't auto-tune when music was actually good their had to be RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!!111???!!?!?!ONE?!?!?!?"

4.jonas bitch #1 : "oh yah jo bro bitch #2 and #3 mom and uncle was right being incest really does feel good "

by ihavedescenttasteinmusic July 27, 2010

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being at jonas brothers concert is like having your dick sawed off with a rusty steak knife.

Origin: upon birth, Nick Jonas' penis was accidentally caught in the revolving door leaving the hospital and was suibsequently rendered useless. Immediately after, his parents had the shriveled half-cock cryogenically frozen in the event that doctors would some day be able to reattach it. The Jonas Brothers now wear purity rings to hide Nick Jonas' slaughtered masculinity.

by FJB666 May 01, 2009

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Fag Bags, also known as the "Ho Bros"

guy 1: wow look at them fag bags...

guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros

guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock

guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that

by Fahh-Q July 06, 2010

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