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Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by Churro love July 06, 2017
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable
by RosieJones:P May 24, 2015
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A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019
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He's one of the best people to know. Something to describe a Jonah is brilliant and nerdy. They are the people who when they see something they like they hold on to it. Such as playing the clarinet or beating everyone at Super Smash Bros since he learned the skills pretty quick. They care about the littlest things you say and love to talk to people. If you have a problem, they help solve in a flash. They can be shy at first, but once you get to know them they open up pretty easily. They are mature when they can or have to be, but can be allot of fun. Overall it's a person that you definitely want to meet in the future and want to hang around more
"Holy crap, Jonah is so great at everything he does. And an overall great person"
by Fermatatime September 28, 2019
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The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.
Jonah is a good friend
by Prof November 29, 2016
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