A boy next door guy who loves harry potter that you can't take off your eyes on him. Lowkey a devil but highkey an angel.
by aestheticallyjonah November 04, 2018
1/5 of the most amazing man band on the planet Why Don't We. He is so precious and the literal definition of perfect. Jonah loves coffee A LOT aswell Harry Potter.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
E.g. 1
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
by Let me hear you say wayhoo October 29, 2019
Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing
Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
by Heaven1827 April 07, 2019
he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like
mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum
i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis
jk i’m nice.
mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum
i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis
jk i’m nice.
via giphy
by jonahshot July 28, 2019
The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.
by yolanda harris August 22, 2019
Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
by Living_for_kay_cook November 09, 2019
Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey
"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)
Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey
"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)
Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais
by Mrs.Herron<3 December 23, 2019
Apr 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

