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A faggot that runs cross country and track. someone who is in love with homosexuals and likes to lick the tip of the butthole. When one masturbates one slowly strokes their butthole in a circular motion while thinking about African American men. They also have the smallest penis known to man-kind, smaller than asians.
Connor: Dude the hell is wrong with that guy over there?
Akur: Dude the fuck? He is totally a JonCluff bro.
Connor: Damn bro I feel bad lookie at the dickie.
Akur: Where?
Akur: Dude the fuck? He is totally a JonCluff bro.
Connor: Damn bro I feel bad lookie at the dickie.
Akur: Where?
by Jenny Clark January 20, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018