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A Jomeen is a moment in time when you do somthing utterly stupid. So stupid that to perform this action it takes brains and thereofre it is not stupid. I hope you get that because i don't...
Like when you have driven all they way down the moterway beofre forgeting you have left your car at home.
Or
When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...
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When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...
by LifeLover97 July 04, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011