The most wonderful guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, smart, funny, creative, understanding, and always knows just what to say. If you ever get with a Jolyon, hang on to him tight because there will always be other girls/guys trying to steal him away.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A sensitive, intelligent man, comfortable with himself and non-judgemental of others but with a sense of humour and creative talents that often surprise. Typically works in IT or the creative arts.

An unwanted erection stiffy which pops up at an awkward time causing embarrassment.