by kalligurl122 August 28, 2008
Jolliffe is used to describe someone of superior mental and physical development. An immaculate specimen. A Jolliffe can frequenly be seen doing pushups with nothing but his massive, semi-erect phallus. Jolliffes are both good at math and picking heavy things up, only to put them down again before he flexes and his shirt rips off. Jolliffes have promiscuous natures, as women are constantly throwing themselves at their feet.
"Wow look at Jolliffe. That can't be real, he's stuffing his pants."
"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"
"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"
"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"
"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"
by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021