A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.

It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.

The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.
'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'
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Dude..... my crack-whore g/f wants me to marry her soooo bad..... I'm sooo Jolley'd
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To modify an expensive car to ‘hyper car’ levels of performance.
Man, he really Jolley’d that Carrera!
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verb-the act of sodomy to a mystical animal, such as a unicorn or narwhal.

adj-a person or object that is perfect in every way. sometimes used as an expression to show surprise or excitement, 'oh jolley!'

syn: perfect, epic, awesome
that girl's ass is so jolley!
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When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
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Alex Jolley is Sucker, A Fucker, A Raper, A Nigger, And Long Haired Transgender
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