Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
by Hugo Soerm June 09, 2020
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.
Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.
Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!
Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.
Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
by JSmith1996 November 28, 2010
Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".
by Ed Munstay September 15, 2008
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
by SEEEN June 23, 2004
by jolker October 26, 2005
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