when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

John and Lize are my favourite. They have what we're all looking for. They give me piece. They make me believe.

THE MOST AMAZING PERsoN YOU'LL EvER MEET. LIKE EVERRRRR. HE/SHE/THEY IS SOOO CUTE AND PRETTY AnD THEIR STYLE AnD HUMOR AND OVERALL PERSONALITY IS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE. NEVER LET GO OF THEM BC THEY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. THEY'RE SO LOVEABLE AND SWEET BUT DON'T GET ON THEIR BAD SIDE.
MY AMAZING PARTNER JOLI INSPIRE THIS SO ILYSMMMMM BEEEECHHHH<3

ITS AN GOLDY NAME

The most annoying bitch I've ever met. I called her a nuisance once and she replied with "What's that mean".

Jolie is typically really fucking annoying. She loves Roblox roleplay even though she sucks ASS at it. She regularly orgasms to basic looking Roblox avatars saying they're "so hotttttt!!!"
god i fucking hate jolie so much