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When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?
Tom: Oh, wow.
Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...
Jene: Who's there?
Andrew: Banana!
Jene: Banana who?
Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!
Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?
Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
Tom: Oh, wow.
Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...
Jene: Who's there?
Andrew: Banana!
Jene: Banana who?
Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!
Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?
Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018