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1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 08, 2007
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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"Joisey" is the way some New Yorkers mispronounced New Jersey (both leaving out the "New" and pronouncing "Jersey" badly). People who moved to New Jersey from New York and who prided themselves in not having the extreme accent of some people in their old New York neighborhoods would sometimes ridicule and imitate the way these New Yorkers referred to New Jersey as "Joisey." These days, some people from other parts of the country, or at least not from New Jersey, mistakenly think that "Joisey" is the way New Jerseyans commonly refer to their state.
I told my old neighbor that I've missed him ever since I moved to New Jersey, but he kept saying that I had left the old neighborhood to go to "joisey" and that now I was a "joisey goil."
by Farfalla February 24, 2008
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The mythical place were all people from out-of-state New Jersey think people from New Jersey are from.
Guy from New York:Hey man I hear your from Joisey!
New Jersyian:I don't know were the hell this "Joisey" place your talking about is,but i'm from Jersey.
New Jersyian:I don't know were the hell this "Joisey" place your talking about is,but i'm from Jersey.
by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009
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"Don't mess with me, I'm from Joisey!"
Person 1: "Why are you spread eagle on the bar counter with your twat hanging out?"
Jersey-ite: "It's a Joisey thing!"
Person 1: "Why are you spread eagle on the bar counter with your twat hanging out?"
Jersey-ite: "It's a Joisey thing!"
by Nobodyyouknow123 January 09, 2014
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How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.
I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.
by Jersey Kid March 16, 2008
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1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.
Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
by 07079 January 25, 2009