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A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.
Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's



by film_geek1982 February 24, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A toilet that is very comfortable and when you finish you are filled with joy because of how pleasant the experience was.

It's also a place
Steve: My stomach hurts
Robert: Then use the Joilet it will make you feel better
6 'minutes later
Robert: wow I feel great
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Friend: "Hey I need to poop, hurry up"
You: "One more minute I'm using the joilet"
by AndTheDeadWillRise February 08, 2010
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The place where you take a Joil... aka... the crapper
I need to give the joilet a visit
by Alexis January 19, 2004
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A poisonous toilet just like the city of Joliet, the prison and ghetto.
I went to the Joilet and I died!
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