a Johrran is the more try-hard version of vinnie hacker and the epitome of handsome squidward. johrrans usually suck in their cheeks to look like handsome squidward, and often surrounds their personality around the sport they play and doesn't have any other life. gets angry over stationary, especially highlighters and sucks at debating.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20