While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.
by UltraThikc June 27, 2014
by Magenxia August 12, 2018
by will karol June 25, 2008
by somelamekid July 08, 2009
Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.
Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!
Gamer 2: Heck yeah...
Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"
Gamer 2: Heck yeah...
Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"
by puddin828 October 18, 2009
by Pineapple White March 13, 2016
When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 18, 2010