While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.
Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.
by UltraThikc June 27, 2014
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Johny Alampay is our man, tho he is a massive cunt
ayoooooo there's our man Johny Alampay, aight he gay
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Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.
Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"
by puddin828 October 18, 2009
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Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.
Im so high, I smoked johny bong!
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When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.
That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 18, 2010
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