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A half human half bear hybrid that is a close cousin of sasquatch. He lives in urban areas, drools uncontrolably, cannot pronounce the letter 'r' and is extremely hairy. Secret weapon: will annoy you to death. He has inferior intellect to all living beings. If you see Johnsquatch, call the proper authorities.
"Oh my God, it's the Johnsquatch."
You're a hairy ass johnsquatch
you're as dumb as the johnsquatch
by Master Bader123547682349042378 February 28, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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