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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020
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To dick something up carelessly .When something goes horribly wrong or derails a whole project.
As soon as the bolt snapped I realized i had just Johnson'ed this whole day!!
by SEA6472 July 16, 2020
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i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch..
by carl j sanders January 24, 2009
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When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 15, 2006
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