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A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
by 1153011 March 20, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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