A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
by GJ's April 06, 2011
by Jeff K July 17, 2005
Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.
Being on time or in the correct place.
Being on time or in the correct place.
by Rafi R December 15, 2007
Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
by Paul Bishop March 04, 2007
The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.
by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009
by Refinnej August 08, 2005
by curtis martin February 26, 2008