A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.

To shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.

Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."

When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.

A raging erection.

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'