Can't read, spell, or think outside of his glory years in high school... also did swinger stuff once. "Also see definition window licker"

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

"Johnny" is a codeword used whenever you're doing something you're not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. Rather than shouting "Teacher!" or "the cops!", shout "Johnny", and the afore mentioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness.

Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids

the person holding me hostage

Johnny is the most tender and kindhearted guy you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. He is loyal, sweet, compassionate and super fun! He sticks by those he loves through thick and thin. if you have a Johnny in your life, hold onto him.

Johnny wants to make others feel better and never wants to see his loves ones upset. no one could be deserving of his friendship, but they have it because he loves unconditionally.