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To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

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"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
by chirp78 October 17, 2010
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