Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.
Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!
Robby: It's your funeral.
Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*
Robby: It's your funeral.
Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*
by Johnnie Bomber June 11, 2014
Masterbation or bombing of one's Johnny. To touch one's private parts in public or private in a stroking or choking manner.
by Mike Runion February 26, 2009