Dude, I just johnkulated.
My johnk is huge right now.
I would johnk you so hard
That girl has a nice johnk.
I would rip that johnk up.
I got a johnker in my pants
I'm gonna go ape johnk you
"OH MY GODDD JAJAHAAHAA"
My johnk is huge right now.
I would johnk you so hard
That girl has a nice johnk.
I would rip that johnk up.
I got a johnker in my pants
I'm gonna go ape johnk you
"OH MY GODDD JAJAHAAHAA"
by Niceass21 April 20, 2009
"dude i was totally johnking that chick last night"
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"
"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"
"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."
by THE Johnkinator April 20, 2009
Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!
Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!
by Xia-Xie December 31, 2011