"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
by OnionChild December 25, 2012
David Hasselhof: Hey you know that John guy?
Obama: Yeah man hes the coolest motherfucker on the Planet
Obama: Yeah man hes the coolest motherfucker on the Planet
by John_Da_Man May 13, 2020
A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
by 2 Peters = John August 13, 2015
A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.
He has his head and heart in place and
is totally committed to everything he does.
He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
He has his head and heart in place and
is totally committed to everything he does.
He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
by poochameow August 18, 2013
Reasons someone has made up to explain why they lost in a game and not that they're just bad at the game. Usually Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Winner: GET DUNKED ONNNNNNNN!
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
by Piktamin U October 23, 2020
by Johnninh April 26, 2009
a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
by yourmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyy March 29, 2008