A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back

Very strong, huge muscles.

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

When someone flakes on you, but worse

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.