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A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.

Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.

Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲

a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?

girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!

girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
by Johnathan B. April 29, 2018
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Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.
Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus
by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018
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He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.
Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.
by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019
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He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white
You will never want a Johnathan in your life
by Very honest April 04, 2018
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