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The guy who did a muscular stretch because he couldn't afford cotton balls that one time.
Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying

Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan

Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?

Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
by kuntigyal May 30, 2018
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Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.
bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv
by ur father lesbian March 15, 2019
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Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.
Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?
by Shennnn January 14, 2020
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A guy who speaks highly of himself to make him forget that he hasn’t accomplished anything. Usually likes to bring you down with him.
Man, Johnathan still lacking on my funds!
by dauniverse223 December 07, 2018
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A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.
God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!
by thatguychris423 August 05, 2014
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The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan
Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
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by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 06, 2014
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