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John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.
Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”
by URprettyCoolyeahIsaidit July 24, 2019
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 09, 2005
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To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over
Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 08, 2010
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My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
by Austin BJ August 03, 2010
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