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A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.
That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).
by pheonix blackhawk May 15, 2005
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a conceding quitter, You should stick with it to the end TO THE END!!!
We almost got rid of Bush but John Kerry's quitter
by colorguardhobbit November 03, 2004
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1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
by Jesse1 June 18, 2005
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see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.
by J April 03, 2005
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-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry (if elected) will heal the crippled that they will quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs and walk",if John Kerry is elected!!!!

Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!

John Kerry CANNOT "heal people in wheelchairs" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs and walk" simply "if" he is elected.
see also;fruitball,nutjob,flake,snake-oil salseman,etc.
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A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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