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The epitome of an awkward raging douche bag. Most commonly a pedophile who fails several years of high school. Someone who doesn't give a fuck about their personal life, or the lives of others around them.
Dude, that John Cook keeps hitting on my 13-year old sister, what the hell?!

We were all having a fun time at the party until that John Cook showed up and ruined it for all of us.
by blueash0824 February 18, 2011
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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😡I 🐖wish 🧺I 🥵could🤠 fly💨 so🛍 fast 🌛🌸like🦟jOhNcOoK
Y/N: let’s break up
Boy: I WISH I COULD FLY SO FAST LIKE JOHNCOOK 😡😡 FLY YOU TO THE MOON LIKE JOHNCOOK😭
Y/N:UMM- okay?-
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by JoHnCoOk🌝 December 22, 2020
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