John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.
by C001K1D July 23, 2018
John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.
Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.
Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.
by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019
A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go
He is a very special man
He is a very special man
by Date a John October 24, 2019
by niggawarrior February 19, 2018
1. A Toilet
2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.
3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.
He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.
3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.
He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."
2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."
3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."
3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 8, 2020
The Alternative Right movement doesn't advocate violence, and it opposes destabilising the Middle-East. It supports healthy and friendly relations with Russia. The Alt-Right's central belief is that all countries on the planet reserve the right to preserve their own heritage and traditions.
The Alt-Right movement is a byproduct and direct result of millions of non-white immigrants invading western civilisation. Illegal aliens, Mexican cartels, Islamic jihads, and undocumented refugees dispossess whites from their homes. Nowhere else on planet Earth is "diversity" enforced by institutions and apologetic politicians to dissolve the native population .
The Alt-Right is keenly aware of the statistical data proving that non-whites commit disproportionate amounts of rape, theft, and murder against the native white population. The Alt-Right seeks to forestall the diluting effect of being overrun and out-bred within one's own country. The Alt-Right will continue to expand as white men and women increasingly wake up and realise what's really happening. Our party realises it's not white people's responsibility to adopt every single minority on the planet that didn't undergo the Renaissance or the Industrial revolution. White ancestors worked to cultivate the prosperity that became western civilisation, and the Alt-Right seeks to remind us of these historic facts.
The Alt-Right movement is a byproduct and direct result of millions of non-white immigrants invading western civilisation. Illegal aliens, Mexican cartels, Islamic jihads, and undocumented refugees dispossess whites from their homes. Nowhere else on planet Earth is "diversity" enforced by institutions and apologetic politicians to dissolve the native population .
The Alt-Right is keenly aware of the statistical data proving that non-whites commit disproportionate amounts of rape, theft, and murder against the native white population. The Alt-Right seeks to forestall the diluting effect of being overrun and out-bred within one's own country. The Alt-Right will continue to expand as white men and women increasingly wake up and realise what's really happening. Our party realises it's not white people's responsibility to adopt every single minority on the planet that didn't undergo the Renaissance or the Industrial revolution. White ancestors worked to cultivate the prosperity that became western civilisation, and the Alt-Right seeks to remind us of these historic facts.
Luke: Wait, back up a minute....weren't you a Democrat a year ago?
John: A lot can happen in a year. I discarded my indoctrinated and brainwashed progressive sentiments because I started questioning everything I thought I knew. I concluded that unless white people support the Alt-Right movement our history, our heritage, and our traditions are doomed.
John: A lot can happen in a year. I discarded my indoctrinated and brainwashed progressive sentiments because I started questioning everything I thought I knew. I concluded that unless white people support the Alt-Right movement our history, our heritage, and our traditions are doomed.
by Maglor Noldor November 26, 2016