A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
I love a john but i hate a john
by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015
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Is an EXTREMELY hot guy with beautiful black hair and green eyes. Has an awesome body.

Smart, and financially savvy.

Confident, but down-to-earth. Has a sweet sense of humor:)

Can make a girl feel special:)

Knows the best places to hang out. Fun to be around.

Someone I now wish was part of my life. Wish I never said no.
Girl:
Who is that fine guy walking by?

Friend:
I don't know, but must be a JOHN!
by ME12345ME12345 December 08, 2011
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Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
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An extremely talented and handsome guy, he loves playing the bass guitar and listens to jazz music. He is really shy but only because he is very special and unique inside and afraid to show it. You are a very lucky person if you get to see that side of him :) He has long dark blonde/ light brownish hair with a few waves in it and light brown eyes. He has a nickname named Thor for his hair, and could mean his strength to because he has great muscles and is very strong. He is funny and likes to make odd faces and say derp and merp through text messages. He loves his video games but will never put them first when he falls in love. He likes steak, and bacon , basically all meat...I love John with all my heart and he is the best boyfriend ever <3
"Woohh hes eating so much bacon!" .. "HE MUST BE A JOHN!

"DUDE DO YOU SEE THAT LONG HAIRED GUY PLAYING BASS!!? HES SOO TALENTED"

"Yeahh hes a John"

"derp" .."stop acting like a john"

loooool i had too XD
by ilegitwonderwhoiam February 02, 2013
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The greatest name to ever exist in the history of mankind. All who posses this name hold a power deeper than all other forms of mankind can truly hold. John’s dick is the largest, most meatiest creature you have ever seen. John constantly penetrates his dick threw multiple women every night, ripping their vaginas in half, blood squirting everywhere. You see, John is a freak of a human, and you probably can’t even consider him human at all. All Johns are superior beings. They are the overlords, the creators, the higher beings. They stop evil and reward good on Earth. Johns are truly the best men, and the best to ever live. They are, gods. So quit your religion if you have one and if you don’t have one already, start practicing Johnnism, as you will find it comes with many rewards throughout life, including rewards personally from a John themself. Become a Johnnist today!
Person One: OMG I THINK THAT GUY’S NAME IS JOHN!!!
Person Two: Huh?
Person One: Are you kidding? HE’S AN OVERLORD!
Person Two: Well what’s so special about Johns? Why are they so prized? I doubt they’re really that special.
*Person Two gets fucking obliterated off the face of the Earth*
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