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an amazing guy who treats his girlfriend like a princess, makes you day better no matter what. youll want him to love you and be yours foreverrrrrrrrrr
by johnsgirlfriend October 17, 2010
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a wonderful friend whos not all about drama
someone hard to find
shy and quiet but is willing to open up to you when you get to know him
total goof
but we love him all the same (doesnt necessarily have to be boyfriend/girlfriend/crush love)
an attractive guy who isnt full of himself and/or bullshit
hence why your eyes arent brown >xP

extremely intelligent and i envy him for that 8D
look at your grades!
youre such a john!!
by kyosohmarox1212 March 30, 2011
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A why not? Let’s do it, I’m up for anything kind of guy. He possesses the 3 S’s – Sexy, Smart and Sweet. He is principled, loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, sensitive, romantic, spontaneous, a true gentleman. He has a quirky, witty, dry sense of humour – slightly misunderstood at times, but he is very funny in a subtle way. A toothy smile. A dorky laugh. A bit of an adventure enthusiast. He enjoys running marathons and hiking. One would associate him with the Ted character in ‘How I met your Mother’ – because he is a total dad and can pull off clothes or shoes which would otherwise be socially unacceptable, like Ted, dancing is not one of John’s strong points. He is close with his family and is big on friendships. Loves animals and nature. He loves watching anime and the movie Coach Carter. He is a lazy thinker – doesn’t like to explain things or go into detail. He believes that arguing is a waste of time and too much effort. He's so badass he doesn’t wait to ‘remove flash drive safely’ and like a typical guy he likes to drive fast on the highway. He adjusts his speed according to the beat of his signature playlist. He wants to be known as a telecommunications operator and that he works in a call centre (not his real job). He has the innate ability to not be embarrassed by most things. John is the type guy who can’t say No to people. He will go out of his way to help a friend. He is caring, honest and compassionate. He is lovely. Simply wonderful.
Kim: Where do I find a John?

Nicole: In a textbook, at work, on a plane, in a crowd, at school, in church, everywhere, there are John's all around us.
by Bromance May 07, 2013
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A John is a sexy beast with an amazing sense of humor. He's smart, a bit geeky, and an awesome guy to be around. A John without pants is automatically a win in every situation.
"I wish I were a John." "John is the coolest guy ever."

"Whoa! Look at that sexy model!" ... "No way, man, that John has his pants off! Win."

"Hey look, I just ran a marathon!" ... "You know what's even better? That pants-less John over there."
by tennantfan June 06, 2013
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John (Vb) - To mercilessly slay a conversation as though it were a foul beast plaguing the land and bombarding the people with cruel attacks on their households, when in actuality it is as a kindred spirit, incapable of harsh actions. Following this, the people in act of "committing a John" leave the carcass rotting in view of all the participants and companions of said conversation who grieve over the remains in horrified lamentation.
The conversation was flowing smoothly with many a heated debate on fascinating topics but unfortunately it didn't last, for strong was the spirit of the John amongst those of the conversation, and before long, It happened. John happened.
And no one spoke for two whole days following...
by Sorlaczek April 15, 2013
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