John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person
Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018
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John is a short guy. He is very handsome and never loses a argument so don’t even try. When he likes a girl he is committed to making her happy. He is very social and likes to be with his friends. He is not very popular but he is very athletic. Any girl that he likes is very lucky. He probably likes a girl that is already dating someone.
John is awesome
by Ja_Krsipy November 21, 2018
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Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
Friend: Who’s that guy you’re with?
Girl: he’s my John ;)
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019
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A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."
by Baby John November 05, 2011
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He's a very honest person, says how it is.His personality is unlike any other, he's super outgoing, kindhearted, funny, intelligent, and he's incrediblely handsome.He has every amazing quality.He's caring, loving, affectionate, compassionate and loyal.He's a man of his word.He'll always be there for you no matter what.He is supportive and understanding. He's a deep thinker, see's things with more meaning than just what it is. A man of little words, but when he does have something to say it is truly genuine, and it comes from the heart. But majority of the time he can be very sarcastic. He has a stare that will melt your heart. His beautiful green eyes will leave you in a trance and take your breathe away. He has the greatest smile in the world. His hugs make you feel safe and comfortable, you'll never want to let him go. His kisses are passionate and gentle it'll leave you wanting more. Being in the presence of him, is the greatest feeling ever. He will never fail to make you smile and laugh. He loves all music, except country. But he'll tolerate it if you listen to it. He has an old soul, as he would say. He is a gentleman, very respectful and modest. You will just admire everything about him.Once you get to know him, he is the most amazing man you will ever meet. If you are ever so lucky to know a John, be thankful to have him in your life. BUT, if you are ever sooo sooo lucky to fall in love with this man..be forever grateful.
I'm so lucky to have John in my life...#loml
by Nothisgirlfriend August 20, 2017
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John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.
Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.
by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018
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