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John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
by Dhelsdon February 01, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.
Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".
by Omgitseli October 09, 2018
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We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd
by The Baayes March 07, 2009
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To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.
Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
*punches wall*
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"
by 5FeetofSexy October 05, 2012
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When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.
If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.
by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 22, 2021
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