Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.

A gay or young looking gay man.

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.